Memo to Mrs. Palin

"We need common sense and experience...in the Oval Office." - Sarah Palin

Neither of which you possess, Sarah, so please get the fuck off my television screen.

I sincerely hope this country has not fallen to such levels of stupidity and depravity that you would ever win so much as a primary, much less the presidency.

I mean it. Go away.

And take your ridiculous pink jacket with you.