Past Times with Good Company

Well, we survived our evening of debauchery. Hooray!

Discoveries of the night include:

• There is no such thing as too much chardonnay.
• It is illegal for a cover band to refrain from playing "Don't Stop Believin'."
• There is no such thing as too much eye makeup.
• Sometimes, you need to wear the shorter heels...not the four-inch spikes. For the love of God (and ankle safety).
  
• Suz and Lindz are far more convincing Lady Gaga impersonators than an actual cover band could hope to be.
• When in doubt...wear a blue, pin-striped suit and a fabulous hat.
• Good companies treat their employees well, and throw them fabulous parties at five-star hotels.
• Salad will not kill you.
• I drink, therefore I am.
• If you take ibuprofen before bed, it stops headaches before they start...and also helps acne swelling go down.

I think a good time was had by all. Woke up dehydrated, but otherwise in fine shape, and am getting some work done before going out for a walk. My date was quite handsome and entertaining. Not sure what kind of an impression I made (I seem to recall Lindz and I running around goofing off for a good part of the time) but we all seemed to have a blast.

Off to drink more water.