Website, check. Business cards, check. I guess now I'm supposed to start a blog and talk about editing in it...except I really can't bring myself to blog about grammar.

It's boring.

• The Semicolon Rises Again!
• Hyphens Revolt, Kill Baby; Story at 11
• More Copy Editing Outsourced to India; Few Notice
• Comma Saves Local Grandfather

I could insert bad copy editing jokes, I guess.

How many editors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Editors work by candlelight because they can't pay the electric bill.

Har, har, har.

I re-did my resume. I guess it looks more modern, now, and includes my freelance work (what there is of it).

None of this explains how I am halfway through my workload for the day, blasting the Tarot live album, dressed like a Gothic metal singer and clutching lukewarm coffee. I think I was going to clean up at some point. Probably still will.